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Satire

All kinds of conspiracy satire from the works of Jason Page.

Created: March 22, 2026 • Updated: March 22, 2026

The Slate Phone Invasion

A Slippery Slope to Obsolescence, or Why We Need Phones That Can Crack a Cold One

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Formula-Fed Fiends

How Bottle Babies Are Revving Up Society's Spectacular Crash

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Butter Beats Gold

Crypto Moguls Cash In as Humanity Slides Toward Moo-t Obsolescence

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
“Operation Sharknado Reset"

Humanity’s Fin-tastic Upgrade to Immortality Via GMO Chum!

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Bridging Divides

The Validative Leadership Model in a World of Systemic Wrongs

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Translucent Transference (Updated)

Ripples of Numerological Echoes in an Empirically Disconnected Universe

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
The Great Nicotine Scapegoat

How Big Tobacco Turned a Sheep into the Ultimate Villain While the Real Pack of Wolves Gets a Free Pass

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Local Man Spoke, Accidentally Fixes the World

Remains Completely Clueless

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Local Man With Stick Denies All Allegations of Dog-Fight Orchestration

“I’m Just Here For My Steps”

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Your 'Nicist' Neighbor

Where Politeness is the New Thought Plague

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Ostrich Ted

The Feathered Fugitive from Pizzagate's Perilous Portal

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
The Great American Carriage

No Horse, Just a Lot of Hot-Air Balloons and a Two-Liter of 'Joke'

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
X Last Gallop

Where Truth Rockets Off the Substack

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
The Great Snowflake Symposium

The Vacuum Vortex of Relinquishing Borgdum

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
The Real Zombie Apocolypse

Technocrats Armpits Aspire

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Microslop's Winblows Claws Back from the Sewer with a "Revolutionary" Cursor Glow-Up

Investors Thrilled, Users Still Lost in the Mess

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Big Pharma’s TV Takeover

How “Feel-Good, Bang-Hard, Work-Forever” Pills Gentrified Your Couch and Supercharged the Thought-drought Worker Economy

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Synchronicity (2002)

We Are Not Just Observers But Players with Our Senses Had

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
"Sorry, Bro – I Was Wrong About the Death Jab”

Marks Historic First Apology in Plandemic Apology Drought

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026
Exclusive Exposé: The Low Battery Beep

Big Tech’s Secret Symphony of Soul-Sucking Subjugation

🕑 Updated March 22, 2026